D Cyclone NUTS Chronicles #12 C

October 7, MMVII


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< Salute, pilots from Wing X, Wing Commander Angel, Commodore Darklord and last but not least Flight Officer Daniel Bonini >


Welcome to this, my twelveth Weekly Report for my beloved Squadron, the mighty Cyclone, "The Demolition Crew". As you can see this is quite a damned loooong report as it has all the info I could gather from last 3 weeks, 2 of them from my LoA time and this last one. Read it and have fun, I hope you'll like it. ^_^

I'll be right there, killing some innocent ground crew while trying to calm down after the "TC Squadron Championship" disaster. Feel free to ask me about anything, I *STILL* have full warhead ordnance for you!! ~~>:F ³

I.) But I thought I'd find some Kansas flying farm here!! (aka. Squadron News)


V Wohohohohoho!! "Santa OPS" visited Cyclone quarters (and the whole ship but let's leave them to invent their own senseless plot about it ;-P) by reccomendation of our esteemed flags and the Flight Officer himself (a former Chal flag too, what else? Insanity sticks to "The Storm's Eye" as well as I stick to my bottle whenever I must devise a new flight plan), and left here some gifts for us all, guys!! At last! AT LAST!! At last that August MWE was processed and now we have new reasons to punish our uniforms with yet another shiny burden. Let's see...

     Our most sincere drunk congrats Chal-style to Colonel Maverick, Flight III Leader, on his Palpatine Crescent!! His work to date as my only FL and "Executive Officer" (although Maverick is doing a splendid work and would definitely deserve that title nowadays it sounds more like the sick fruit of some glory-delirant Lieutenant Commander xD) has been outstanding and way beyond what we're used to see from FLs on these dark times of slackering and sober evenings. I'm more than just pleased to have you as my FL, Colonel, and as it seems you aren't capable of nothing but to improve and improve expect even more and better awards in days ahead; I'll look personally for it! ;-)

     Next! Attention, Lieutenant Verde! You also have recieved a Palpatine Crescent for your amazing merits in August. I can't do anything but to be proud of you. Not everybody recieves such a distinguished merit award in his first month of service, keep it present. Have our most sincere congrats on it. I know I can count on you in months ahead to bring even more glory to Cyclone as well as I'm sure you know that you can count on me to reward your efforts as they deserve.

     Next! Attention on deck... I mean, Cantina table, Lieutenant Lvpps! You have been awarded an Imperial Security Medal for your splendid performance at the IWATS Academy during last month. An exemplary student as you is really needed here on Cyclone to provide some knowledge to all these drunk dudes I tell you. But I know I can have much more from you! Remember who recruited you and why. We both know about your TRUE skills, don't we? ;-)

     Next! Attention there, Lieutenant Kraxian Oxxysk! If you're still -there-... :-P You have been also awarded an Imperial Security Medal for your work at the IWATS Academy as well as the skills you proved on flying grounds with your first quality-flying missions. Fair good, Lieutenant! But remember you can always do better and I look forward for it to happen. Nowadays it seems that you're but very disappeared though and that's not good. If you're up to return and mantain, or even improve, your activity in behalf of your Squadron I'll be more than pleased to reward your efforts as deserved, don't even doubt it. Otherwise... otherwise this will be the first and last merit medal you'll ever recieve. You don't want that. *I* don't want that. You know what to do.

    Ok, that's all... dismissed...

*CMDR Zósite is going to leave the room when a young LT not from his Squadron but from the OPS Office mutters something at his ear. Cyclone CMDR turns pale then blue then red then grey then...*

<CPT Zós> WHAAAAAT?!!! No way in hell!! o__0

<LT ShiniesButton> But it's true, Sir...

<CPT Zós> Hmmpff... ¬_¬

     (*Sigh*) Attention, Lieutenant Vertigo! For being among the best pilots I've ever seen on your first month of activity within the Fleet, for passing several IWATS Courses with excellent scores, for being extremely communicative, for flying as hell knowing no end for your obvious "I'm-a-joystick" mind condition (I wouldn't ever thought I was going to say THAT), for (*ejem* *cough* *trjeeeeem*) beating even your crazy CMDR at the SP Kill Board damnit! For all those nonsenses blahblahblah... you have been awarded... The Bronze Star of The Empire!!! Take it and begone! NOW!! ~>:-|

V But it's true... something's wrong up there with Lieutenant Vertigo. While I was not around the guy owned me again at the September SP Kill Board flying up to... 347!!! missions... HOW DO YOU DARE YOU $&·463·"%?!!!!! Oh well, your 24/7 nightmare, better known as Cyclone CMDR within the Fleet and also at some places of dubious reputation all over the Galaxy, ranked 2nd player there and I also want to mention the outstanding efforts of Colonel Maverick, our Flight III Leader, who performed splendid flying his arse off with 128! missions he used to send me to BSF almost on a daily basis. Our most sincere congrats, Colonel!

V Captain NUTS (call him "Commander" or "Sir" unless you want to call him something *else*) has recently owned the title of "TAC's best" in last September edition of this new monthly HS-hunting competition from the TAC herself, being also awarded one of those nice IS-GWs!! Be ready to cry and call for help as you see his ID-line growing with even more senseless bollocks in further e-mails. But hey! There's still hope for you... Fly! Fly, my minions! Outperform me and be safe from my title-madness because that's exactly what I'd like to see here. Don't let a guy whith a HUD as brain and two sensor panels as eyes to rank better than you anywhere; who do you think you are?!

V All Squadron-level competitions for September are over now and all medals have been awarded. Check below at the "Squadron Status" section to know about details. But also know that, given the pathetic participation I saw on our HS-hunting one, I didn't submit a new edition for October. There's no point on having only one pilot flying there while the others remain beyond the transparisteel viewport seeing him making loops. Oh, well, my most sincere congrats to all medal recipients and those who just participated doing their best but not being so lucky to have one of those.

    New editions of "Cyclone Pilot of the Month" and "Cyclone Student of the Month" have been submitted and already approved for October. Good luck there, pilots! And be active! Remember that I do all this ONLY for you as I don't participate in any of them. I actually want to award you shiny stuff I tell you. I *REALLY* don't want to be obligued to award you this nice 5000 pages compilation I wrote about "Life and Memories of a Wicked CMDR who found himself in the middle of an Ewok Planet". I don't want to... but I'll have no chance if you underperform... but... but... the Dark Side (right here inside my head; there're no lights here at all I tell you) is soooooooo powerful... I must be strong! Strooooooooooooong....

V Lieutenant Vertigo, Cyclone 1-2, (YES, him again) has been chosen as "Wing X Pilot of the Month" in last September and was awarded an IS-SW for it!! Our most sincere (yeah, always sincere regardless of what "hate-face" you choose for it ;-P) congrats upon him. Now what if you just stop collecting wreckage and go for some drinks, Lieutenant? Your Squadron mates are thirsty. Your CMDR is jealous and thirsty. What are you waiting for? Are you underperforming? ARE YOU UNDERPERFORMING I SAY?!!

/me fences again his tome of "Life and Memories... <stuff> ... Ewok Planet"

V Ok, here I'll just repeat what I sent to Admiral Astin (your esteemed Training Officer!! *CMDR Zósite smacks Cyclone's heads with a CS Roster*) for him to submit as a "news entry" at the TC newspage:

    "Hereby the EH Training Office announces yet another TC-wide competition from the sick mind of Zósite K.S., the Wicked CMDR of Cyclone. Know that this one will be a little different of what we're used to see around. To participate you just need to fly XvT-TC 28: "Imperial Storm II: Dark Horizon" and have it BSFd as usual. BUT this time you'll have to look not for the highest scores but for the MINIMUM TIMES on each of its missions in order to achieve the less time possible in the whole battle. The pilot with the absolut minimum battle time will be awarded an IS-GW and there're also an IS-SW and an IS-BW up for 2nd and 3rd place respectively. In order for your times to be checked you must send BOTH the BSF approval AND the pilot file to Captain Zósite ( ZositeKS@gmail.com ) before the end time. Details here: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?id=2932

    Oh, by the way, Zós won't participate here; he just do this to further punish your minds and souls, award some shinies not for himself (?!) and whatnot."

    Any question? NO, you can't request your transfer to the Training Office to be safe. Should I remind you that the Training Office is right here in the Chal for the time being? (look that new fancy Cantina table near the "Flight Office" --->) Anything else? Excellent. Now you know what to do; please don't make me to see half the active Fleet participating there while Cyclone remains inactive or else! >:F

V September MSE for Cyclone Squadron has already been submitted! Expect something but very ominous and spooky in days ahead. Hence why you should try to do something useful with your time and start bribing your flags. Everybody knows Colonel Angel's affinity for Corellian Donuts and t'wilek dancers. And about Rear Admiral Darklord... well, just be careful and avoid catching him sober. We all can still remember what happened with Alderaan, right? Death Star? What Death Star and wtf? Didn't you know about Alderaanian policy on alcoholic drinks? Well, your esteemed Commodore did some years ago... ;-P

V Ok, "TC Squadron Championship" is over. Check the final details HERE. Our most sincere congrats to Praetorian Squadron, the new "TCCOM's Own" owner. Our most sincere doom on ourselves! Aaaaaargh!! We were NEAR this time I tell you! Your accursed CMDR ranked 1st!! player overall and that jewel of Lieutenant Vertigo, 2nd!! (Impressive, LT)! And we let the elites to pwn us due to our low participation!!! SHAME!!! SHAME!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! (:____________D ³

*We'll close such a dramatic scene right here while the rest of Cyclone Squadron try to stop their CMDR from jumping into the Chal's Reactor Core as they cry something like: "Please don't do it, Sir!! We need someone to recc the stuff!!*


( "Spoilers"?!! We lost against the elite slackers and you ask me about "Spoilers"?! I'll give you Spoilers damnit!!! *CPT Zós gets his "Special Collector's Edition of SW stuff, a FULL Compilation of 30 years of Insanity"® (120 Kgs. of pain)* )

II.) As if we haven't enough already with all the TC database stuff!! (aka. Squadron Status and On-going Competitions)


R Lieutenant Kraxian Oxxysk, your time is over. Sorry but I have no chance given your "silent attitude" with all the e-mail overload we put over you on the subject. You have until next Saturday to report in. Otherwise you're out as AWOL. And please, trust me: I HATE doing this.

Q Well, well, my minions. You'll hear about our new Flight II Leader very soon. After considering it for quite too long and with not many applications, to be honest (thanks to all who sent me any), I finally decided about it. Now I'm "training" him on a couple of matters and he'll be ready to command my beloved "Wind of Change". I expect much from him and I'm pretty sure he won't disappoint me... as long as he keeps me well provided with... fuel... (*hic*) :-J

Q Yet another weekly Cyclone website update, as usual. And isdchallenge.net still works for me. It has been working for weeks now and that means I'll be fine providing you madness "in stereo" in behalf of Cyclone. Don't forget to check the site often as one of your primary sources of useful information and bollocks of all kinds. Any complaints sent directly to the COMM via shouting from ship to ship with the subject "I *really* want moderator status at "Emperor's Hammer" section of the Message Boards!!"

Q And here you are the final status of our Squadron-level competitions for September!!! Congrats to all of you who participated there, I'm proud of you. Next week I'll make public the status of this month's competitions.

Cyclone Pilot of September '07 - October '07

LT Vertigo - 347 missions!! O__0   Cyclone Pilot of the Month!!
COL Maverick - 128 missions
CPT Bodo Dent - 2 missions

Cyclone Student of September '07 - October '07

COL Maverick - 5 IWATS Courses    Cyclone Student of the Month!!
LT Vertigo - 3 IWATS Courses
CPT Bodo Dent - 2 IWATS Courses

A little HS for a Cyclonite, a major hit against the NR punks!

And finally here you are the final results for each FREE mission:

TIE-FREE 27: LT Vertigo - 40671
XvT-FREE 76: LT Vertigo - 42340    CPT Bodo Dent - ? (I lost the BSF approval, sorry, but trust me, the score was lower)
BoP-FREE 27: LT Vertigo - 15470
XWA-FREE 117: LT Vertigo - 8325

Since nobody achieved a highscore nor scored over me no additional IS-BWs were awarded. :-P

Well, that's it. The amazing Lieutenant stole you all the metal. But let's face it: you didn't put things very hard on him, did you? Only Captain Dent participated there too (Good work, Captain! I'd like to award you something too :-\). The rest of you, what are you supposed to be doing?! (*sigh*) Oh, well... Given the crappy low participation I saw from you on this I won't submit a new edition of this comp. for October, and if you want to see it back you'll have to tell me about and promise me you'll do AT LEAST something there. Should I award IS-BWs just for participation next time? Ummm... maybe, maybe, not a very bad idea, but I don't like to think I'll need to put a medal in front of your slackering noses any time I want some activity from you. Anyway, don't hesitate to tell me if you want another edition of this one: precisely I'm here just for that.

II.a) Squadron Competitions

P Cyclone Pilot of the Month October '07 - November '07
Details HERE
The classic competition established by our own LC Beir on its newest edition. I won't participate so YOU KNOW what to do!!

O Cyclone Student of the Month October '07 - November '07
Details HERE
Because here we also learn... slackering at least

II.b) Wing / Ship Competitions

L Challenge Top Gun #2
Details HERE
A whole month to fly 2 FREE missions hunting highscores... the best excuses for not flying them will be awarded a rabid Ewok fencing a pitchfork!!
This month's sorties are: TIE-FREE 121 & XWA-FREE 1

L Wing X Pilot of the Week #2
Details HERE
And here we have again the classic Wing X PotW/PotM!! But behold! This time it's a strictly flying one and the Iron Stars come with wings and not ribbons. FLY!! Fly as hell and don't even think why are you doing so and you may get IS-SWs/IS-BWs, a broken joystick and a brand new mental disorder. 3 for the prize of 1!! :D

II.c) Emperor's Hammer / TIE Corps / TC Battlegroups Competitions

Oh! Oh my good Lord!! But if I'm going to repeat some TC site info here. Please, have mercy!! :-P

L Ace of the TIE Corps - October 2007
Details HERE
Simple, pretty simple: fly as hell, make your CMDR's life miserable BSFing your stuff and earn medals for it. IS-GW, IS-SW and IS-BW for the 3 best ranking players at the Single Player Kill Board. What else do you need to fill your IDline with useless titles as myself?

L MP Ace of the TIE Corps - October 2007
Details HERE
MP division of the monthly Ace competition above. KILL everybody and feel proud for it!!
IS-GW, IS-SW and IS-BW for the 3 best ranking players at the Multiplayer Kill Board. You gotta love it!!

L Build that mission!
Details HERE
Admiral Dempsey is still looking for a capable guy to hit the 100% in TM/3. Go and teach her what you're capable of!

L TAC's best
Details HERE
Great!! Lovely!! Not only the highscore-hunters around will see their FCHG increased while destroying your hopes slowly but they'll also earn IS-GWs and IS-SWs for it! Your only hope? To be ONE OF THOSE damned highscore-hunters!

L The TAC is no longer a virgin!
Details HERE
As easy as flying the first new battle released by our new happy TACcy, Admiral Dempsey, and trying to achieve the highest scores possible there. The battle is XvT-TC 126 and at October 15th the battle highscore owner will get an IS-SW and there're also IS-BWs for every mission highscore. ..?.. Yeah, that's all. What else did you want? The title... WHAT?... O___o Leave me alone you perverts!!!

L Kill 'em all! And do it QUICK!!!
Details HERE
BWHAHAHA!! So you thought all in life was to score and score and score better than everybody else? Oh, noes OMGFTW! Now you'll have to fly QUICK!! Complete XvT-TC 28 as fast as possible, send me BOTH your pilot file AND the BSF approval and taste the sickness from the mind of a truly Wicked CMDR. I'll be waiting for your submissions. >:D

L The LO's Vault
Details HERE
Up to 5 TIE battles to fly looking for highscores seems to be the last delirium attacking from the Logistics Office. Vice Admiral Prower opened the Pandora's Box/Dungeon Master's Vault/whatever and guess what was there... Exactly! Work, work and even more work. Isn't it wonderful how he distributed the comp. among all flying platforms? Oh, wait...

L EH 2007 Hallowe'en Prank Banner Competition!
Details HERE
It's about time, guys! It's about time to vandalize all the TC banners you can before Halloween end time! Only AoW and CoC can stop you now. But apart from that I want you to be a "Cyclone of b**t***s"! I want you to be mean! Send your submissions to the Hobbit (RO) and laugh evilly! >:D

H Friday's Vaping Rhapsody (Multiplayer!!)
My own hosted MP competition! Played on #ehcoo every Friday from 12:30 EST to 15:30 EST. Either XvT, XWA, FW or IA matches and DFCs available for those skillful enough to get one!

G TIE Corps Capital Brawl (Multiplayer!!)
Hosted by the COO, Vice Admiral Stryker, every Wednesday on #ehcoo from 14:00 EST to 19:00 EST. Exclusive FW Multiplayer competition involving capital ships matches. DFCs up for grabs and bribes.

F TIE Corps Training (Multiplayer!!)
Exactly the same as my own competition but hosted also by Vice Admiral Stryker it happens every Saturday on #ehcoo from 13:00 EST to 16:00 EST.

III.) No activity?!! You're in the Eye of the Cyclone, by Palpatine's sake! You should be at least dying!

III.a) Transfers / Promotions/ Awards / Bribes


1-1 CPT Zósite Kónstyte Styles   

  • Awarded 15!! O__0 IS-BWs True story...
  • Awarded 3 IS-SWs
  • Awarded 2 IS-GWs
  • Awarded IS-BR
  • Awarded IS-SR
  • Awarded IS-GR That one completes the series... where's the Platinum stuff?! :D----
  • Awarded The Bronze Star of The Empire
  • Awarded MoC-BoC
  • Awarded DFC
  • Awarded 5 LoCs


1-2 LT Vertigo    

  • Awarded 10!! IS-BWs Are we collecting this stuff or something?
  • Awarded 3 IS-SWs
  • Awarded The Bronze Star of The Empire
  • Awarded MoC-BoC


1-3 LT Lvpps    

  • Awarded Imperial Security Medal


2-2 LT Verde    

  • Awarded Palpatine Crescent
  • Awarded MoC-BoC


2-3 LT Kraxian Oxxysk    

  • Awarded Imperial Security Medal


3-1 COL Maverick    

  • Awarded IS-BR
  • Awarded Palpatine Crescent


3-4 LCM Godo Nurok    

  • Awarded MoC-BoC


III.b) General Activity and other dreams alike

( Notation: Low/Crappy Activity Moderate Activity High/Very High Activity Insane Activity/BSF hate!! )


1-1 CPT Zósite Kónstyte Styles   

  • Graded [MP/2] IWATS.
  • Completed XWA-FREE 42 & 110 (AGAIN).
  • Completed TIE-FREE 15,257 & 259 (Highscores in ALL them!).
  • Completed XvT-FREE 205 & 208 (Highscores in both!).
  • Completed BoP-FREE 30 & 34 (Highscores in both!).
  • Completed XWA-FREE 134 (New highscore!).
  • Awarded BS from August '07 MWE.
  • My LoA in order to vape Switzerland by the book starts today...
  • Awarded IS-GR for 1st place in "Let's Learn Each Other" TAC competition.
  • Awarded MoC-BoC for communications activity on August.
  • Awarded IS-BW as 3rd player in SP Ace of August 2007.
  • Awarded IS-SW as 2nd player in MP Ace of August 2007.
  • Awarded IS-GW for 1st place in September "TAC's best" competition.
  • Awarded IS-SR for 2nd place in "Titan Framework" part of "Iconify" competition.
  • Awarded IS-BR for 3rd place in "Pegasus" part of "Iconify" competition.
  • Returned from LoA!!! Switzerland is MINE!!! BWHAHAHAHA!!!
  • Sorting out damned waterfalls of e-mails here! X__x
  • Awarding pending medals for September Cyclone competitions.
  • Submitted new editions of my 2 monthly Squadron competitions for approval and also a new TC wide one!
  • Tested XvT new battle and submitted TCS beta report.
  • Compiled September MSE.
  • Awarded 2 IS-BWs as Wing X PoTW for September first 2 weeks.
  • Awarded 2 IS-SWs as Challenge Top Gun TIE/XWA of September.
  • Awarded IS-BW as participating Cyclone pilot in "TC Squadron Championship".
  • Awarded 4 IS-BWs as best scorer in 4 FREEs in "TC Squadron Championship".
  • Awarded 7 IS-BWs!! for achieving 7 HSs in "TC Squadron Championship".
  • Awarded IS-GW as best player overall in "TC Squadron Championship".
  • Awarded 2 LoCs in XWA Week of War XCIX.
  • Made a new "Come back!" e-mail template for the Reservists.
  • Awarded 3 LoCs on "Friday's Vaping Rhapsody".
  • Awarded DFC on "Friday's Vaping Rhapsody".
  • Compiled WSR.
  • Updated Cyclone website.

1-2 LT Vertigo      

  • Completed BoP-FREE 27.
  • Completed TIE-FREE 16 & 259.
  • Completed TIE-TC 16-22 (34 missions).
  • Completed XvT-FREE 76.
  • Completed XvT-TC 37, 39-44 (31 missions).
  • Completed XWA-FREE 1-5, 110 (6 missions).
  • Completed XWA-TC 36-39 (20 missions).
  • Completed XvT-FREE 208.
  • Completed BoP-FREE 34.
  • Awarded BS from August '07 MWE. (In his very first month!! O_o)
  • Updated his uniform at the database.
  • Completed TIE-FREE 257.
  • Completed XvT-FREE 205.
  • Completed BoP-FREE 30.
  • Completed XWA-FREE 134.
  • Completed TIE-TC 23-30, 33-35 (54 missions).
  • Completed XWA-TC 41, 42 (8 missions).
  • Awarded MoC-BoC for communications activity on August.
  • Completed XWA-TC 43, 44 (10 missions).
  • Completed XWA-CAB 1-3 (25 missions).
  • Awarded IS-SW as 2nd player in SP Ace of August 2007.
  • Awarded IS-BW for Cyclone Pilot of the Week (August 3rd week).
  • Awarded IS-BW for Cyclone Pilot of the Week (August 4th week).
  • Awarded IS-BW for Cyclone Pilot of the Month - September '07!
  • Awarded IS-BW as highest scorer TIE FREE mission of "A little HS for a Cyclonite, a major hit against the NR punks!".
  • Awarded IS-BW as highest scorer XvT FREE mission of "A little HS for a Cyclonite, a major hit against the NR punks!".
  • Awarded IS-BW as highest scorer BoP FREE mission of "A little HS for a Cyclonite, a major hit against the NR punks!".
  • Awarded IS-BW as highest scorer XWA FREE mission of "A little HS for a Cyclonite, a major hit against the NR punks!".
  • Awarded 2 IS-BWs as Wing X PoTW for September weeks 3 & 4.
  • Awarded IS-SW as Wing X Pilot of the Month - September '07!
  • Completed XWA-DB 1, 2 (12 missions).
  • Completed XWA-TC 45, 46 (9 missions).
  • Awarded IS-BW as participating Cyclone pilot in "TC Squadron Championship".
  • Awarded IS-SW as 2nd ranking player overall in "TC Squadron Championship".
  • Trying to contact Cyclone Flight II pilots in my behalf.
  • Passed [SM/3] IWATS Course - 96% Woooaw!! :D
  • Outstanding e-mail activity and he even improved his IRC activity too!

1-3 LT Lvpps       

  • Awarded ISM from August '07 MWE.
  • Answers my "You there?" e-mail quickly telling me he'll be ready for activity soon.
  • Some e-mail activity.

2-2 LT Verde       

  • On LoA due to vacations. It was going to be until October 1st so I should recieve news from him soon... I hope

2-3 LT Kraxian Oxxysk        x 3³

  • Awarded ISM from August '07 MWE.
  • I told you and you wouldn't hear, Lieutenant. 7 DAYS and you're OUT. Send me an e-mail before or else.

3-1 COL Maverick        (For only one week it would be a happy-happy FO but they were 3 so...) :-P

  • Passed [MP/2] IWATS Course - 100% (AGAIN)
  • Completed XWA-TC 18-22 (23 missions).
  • Passed [XWAI] IWATS Course - 100%
  • Awarded PC from August '07 MWE.
  • Passed [WPN] IWATS Course - 76%
  • Passed [IIC/1] IWATS Course - 90%
  • Awarded IS-BR for Cyclone Student of the Month - September '07!
  • Uploaded a new uniform into the database.
  • Far beyond excellent communication levels... as usual. Still on LoA it seems.

3-3 CPT Bodo Dent       

  • Uploaded a new uniform to the database.
  • Passed [VBS] IWATS Course - 88%
  • Fair IRC presence!! But please, don't start slackering again so soon. :-P

3-4 LCM Godo Nurok       

  • Awarded MoC-BoC for communications activity on August.
  • New excellent e-mail contact. That's what I call being communicative even when inactive!!
  • Splendid e-mail communications as they always were.

IV.) Do it or DO IT. Don't even dare to try! (aka. Squadron Standing Orders)

  1. Fly AT LEAST a mission/battle from the Compendium!!! You're a pilot, not a wardrobe, and this is important!
  2. Take an IWATS. And if you actually learn something maybe you're doing miracles too! ;-D
  3. Fly some MP. Plenty of comps. to do it. If only you could feel The Power of the Pwnage Side©®!!
  4. Drink; as a truly Challengite this is a must to perform. If only you could feel The Power of the Daze Side of the Booze©®!!
  5. Participate in some competition if possible. Cyclone is here to obliterate any opposition hence our nickname!
  6. For Flight Leaders: I want your weekly reports on Fridays if possible. It's not mandatory but... it's better to not take risks...


Note on order 4: if you can't actually realize this IS NOT a RL way to go you should request transfer to the Sov or something... ¬_¬

V.) Someone flew over the Ewok's Nest (aka. Commander's Corner)


The "TIE Corps Squadron Championship" is over. Praetorian Elite Squadron achieved the "TCCOM's Own" title then again and all efforts from Cyclone Squadron (from its CMDR, from one of its pilots... from... its CMDR and... one of its pilots... oh, well...) were for nothing. Many shinies upon those dudes, no doubt (up to 12 IS-BWs for the CMDR! <CPT Zós> - What the hell am I supposed to do with all this metal? Make me a Mazinger-Z flightsuit?! O__x ); may the uniform-lovers rejoyce. But let's face it: there was no victory for "The Demolition Crew" this time...

Onboard Imperial-II class Star Destroyer Challenge, TIE Corps Flagship now and forever if we fight for it, something strange is happening at the Hangar Bay. Captain Zósite, Wicked CMDR of Cyclone, seems to be ready to depart on mission. His Missile Boat "Cuiviëdûr" is ready and he's enclosed on his flightsuit too. But... what's that? The rest of Cyclone Squadron is trying to stop him! They push him, grab him from the hair and pull (*OUCH*), slap him without even the basic mercy the EH CoC dictates (not much, not much... our sadistic manners are something to be reckoned with)... And now, when it seems they'll finally be succesful on preventing their CMDR to go, Colonel Angel, Wing X Commander, appears on the Hangar and walks towards the mayhem.

<COL Angel> In the name of Ronin! What the hell are you doing with that basta... with your CMDR? >:-|

Colonel Maverick, Cyclone Flight III Leader, smacks Zos' head again with his FL Pipe® and speaks.

<COL Maverick> Sir, he's completely crazy!!

<COL Angel> Oh hell no!! R-E-A-L-L-Y? :-P

<COL Maverick> No, you don't understand. Now he's truly mad and looking for doom. This morning-cycle arrived the final results of the Squadron Championship and as soon as he read them his face changed its colour and in a question of hours he was done with every single colour in known Galaxy palettes. He remained standing there for hours and just when we were going to call for the coroner he suddenly gets his flightsuit and runs to the Hangar. Now he's trying to go outta there and...

<CPT Zós> Leave me alone you fools!! I have to do it!!! And I'll do it no matter what you do! Get out of my face or I'll mutilate you, demote you, make you to hear last FO's hits and kill you!! In THAT order! =>:G

<COL Angel> But Zós, by Palpatine's sakes, what do you want to do?

<CPT Zós> I'll go there! I'll go there I tell you!! I'll go there ALONE and I'll pwn them all on my own no matter how many they are! It's my duty! And I'll accomplish!! Three bags full! Aye Aye, Sir! Acooooooomplishsssshhhhh!!!! X__0

<COL Angel> But who are you going to go against, Captain?

<LT Vertigo> Forgot it, Sir. He's hopeless! He told us that...

<COL Angel> I'm talking with your CMDR, Lieutenant. Tell me, Zós, who are you going to "pwn"? ¬_¬

<CPT Zós> I'll demonstrate that just one of us is enough to beat a whole Squadron, Sir! Yes, Sir! Aye Aye! I'll do it! And I have chosen the most populated Squadron in all the Fleet in order for my demonstration to be absolut and unquestionable. I'll crush them!! I'LL VAPE THEIR PRIDE!!! Aaaaaarghhh!!!!

<LT Verde> No, this cannot be. We MUST stop him, Colonel Sir! We must stop him before...

<COL Angel> But why? If he wants to prove his skills against another Squadron while providing some hell to other ship's crew I'll go with that. Actually I think that's but very fine as good ground training for the upcoming "Raise the Flag" competition. Let him go his merry way. ^_^

<COL Maverick> But, Sir, you must know that he has chosen...

<COL Angel> Leave him alone I tell you!! It's an order. >:F

<Cyclone - {Zós}> Y-Yes, Sir... :-| ...


Two days later and here we are, at the orbit of Aurora Prime where the Sovereign-class Star Destroyer Sovereign (imagination ftw!) is ready to recieve back the members of The Emperor's Hammer High Admiralty. They're returning from a council at the Fleet Commander's Palace. At Lady Sov's deck the recently appointed Commodore, Rear Admiral Viper Pred, gives the appropiate instructions for the patrolling escorts to join the 11 starfighters (yeah, I KNOW there's a Tug there as well as a "Helpless Imperial Pilot" piloted by that crazy SCO don'tevendaretoaskmehow but...) of Command Staff... Squadron...

<RA Pred> Ok, attention now! I want those escorts at CS back within a minute! And focus our laser batteries at their surroundings.

<LT RedSoviet> Yessir! The Flight Leaders already have their orders. ETA 1 minute.

<RA Pred> Excellent. Now prepare the Hangar to recieve the High Admiralty as they deserve. Don't forget the booze, the dancing girls for the Grand Admiral & Co. and also... err... whatever your glorious Tactical Officer wants to dance for herself.

<LT K. Marxx> Sir!!! Alert! I have signals coming from hyperspace near the CS Squadron position. What is...? It's... It's a Missile Boat with Imperial IFF!!

<RA Pred> WTF?!! ~o___o~U

<Incoming transmission from GA Astatine, CS 1-1> VIPER!! >:F ³ WHAT THE HELL?!!

<Incoming transmission from CPT Zósite> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE YOU!!! BE PWNED NOW!!! ~>xD

<RA Pred> ==(:_________D

VI. Who's who on demolishing bussiness (aka. FCHG and Combat Ratings)


Executor [EXCR] (3000 points) & Top Ace 2nd (350 points)

[4274] & [381] CPT Zósite Kónstyte Styles

Aquilifer [AQFR] (500 points) & No rank (0 points)

[689] & [0] LT Vertigo

No rank (0 points) & No rank (0 points)

[0] & [0] LT Lvpps

Hussar [HUSS] (50 points) & No rank (0 points)

[51] & [0] LT Verde

No rank (0 points) & No rank (0 points)

[5] & [0] LT Kraxian Oxxysk

Paladin [PLDN] (300 points) & No rank (0 points)

[365] & [0] COL Maverick

Fusilier [FUSL] (75 points) & Trainee (1 point)

[87] & [2] CPT Bodo Dent

Cavalier [CAVL] (150 points) & No rank (0 points)

[196] & [0] LCM Godo Nurok

VII.) It's like playing Twister but... (aka. Squadron Roster & Citations)

W-What?! You want me to paste here the Squadron Roster? Why?! You have it in the TC site... But! But!...
Ok... Ok... you want it you get it!

COMMANDER: CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles
NICKNAME: The Demolition Crew
BANNER: cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: "Destruction Imminent"
HOMEPAGE: http://cyclone.isdchallenge.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=101

Nickname: Eye of the Storm
Motto: "Fear us not. Fear the destruction that comes with us"
1) CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles
2) LT Vertigo
3) LT Lvpps
4) TBA

What? NO?!! (*sigh*) Ok... Ok... I got it...

COMMANDER: CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles
NICKNAME: The Demolition Crew
BANNER: cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: "Destruction Imminent"
HOMEPAGE: http://cyclone.isdchallenge.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=101

Nickname: Eye of the Storm
Motto: "Fear us not. Fear the destruction that comes with us"
1) CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles
2) LT Vertigo
3) LT Lvpps
4) TBA

Nickname: Wind of Change
Motto: "Changing enemies into space dust"
1) TBA
2) LT Verde
3) LT Kraxian Oxxysk
4) TBA

Nickname: Gale Providers
Motto: "May you have the hell wind at your face and my lasers at your six"
1) COL Maverick
2) TBA
3) CPT Bodo Dent
4) LCM Godo Nurok

Squadron Citations (13):
   TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
   TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
   XvT-TC Battle 4 - Encounter with the Black Sun
   XvT-TC Battle 12 - Odin's Redemption
   XvT-TC Battle 14 - Orion Base Crisis
   XvT-TC Battle 20 - Mysterious People
   XvT-TC Battle 21 - Project X: the T-65C A2 project
   XvT-TC Battle 22 - Rebel Cargo
   XvT-TC Battle 24 - Princess Tatoka's Meeting
   XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
   XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
   XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
   XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer

Respectfully NUTS in service:

--- Zósite Kónstyte Styles, Lord of Moonlightshadow ---

CMDR-COOA-TCS-PROF/CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SSx3/BSx7/PCx2/ISM/MoI-BC/IS-42BW-26BR-17SW-8SR-18GW-2GR/LoC-RS-TS-CSx6-Rx1/DFC-SW/MoC-10BoC-1SoC-1GoC-1PoC-1DoC/CoB [EXCR]

Ace of Dec06-Jan07-Feb07-Mar07-Apr07-Jun07 / Multiplayer Ace of Feb07-Mar07-Apr07-Jun07-Jul07 / TAC's best of Sep07 / Wing X Pilot of Dec06-Jan07-Feb07-Apr07 / Challenge Top Gun of Jul07 TIE/XWA-Aug07 TIE/XWA-Sep07 TIE/XWA / Cyclone Pilot of Mar07-Apr07-Jun07

"There's good. And there's evil. And it's the Orde what make us capable of differentiate between them. So, don't bother me judging my actions; if they're good or evil. I'm above both. I serve that ORDER."