D Cyclone NUTS Chronicles #16 C

November 4, MMVII


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< Salute, pilots from Wing X, Wing Commander Angel, Commodore Darklord and last but not least Flight Officer Daniel Bonini >


Welcome to this, my sixteenth Weekly Report for my beloved Squadron, the mighty Cyclone, "The Demolition Crew". What a week this last one was!! Cyclone is crowded. 2 new (well, maybe one not *SO* new ;-P) Cyclonites and another to join (or should I say -rejoin-?) us very soon! And well... also another who prefered to keep what is left of his sanity (not much I tell you) intact and departed to another ship. Shuttle madness at ISD Challenge Hangar Bay and bloody waterfalls of paperwork on mine, do I need to say more?

I need!!! "Raise the Flag" has begun. Read below and be prepared to get rid of your dust and chronic rustiness because here we're going to do something, lady and gentlemen!! Forget we're not the TCCOM's Own Squadron yet and do your best for us to be the best Squadron in the most important competition you'll ever have the pleasure to screw up!! >.-D

I.) But I thought I'd find some Kansas flying farm here!! (aka. Squadron News)


V "Raise the Flag 2007" has begun. The Flagship title, currently owned by this mighty ship, the Imperial II-class Star Destroyer Challenge, is again the highest bid possible!! So many shinies to award for those who perform as they're supposed to that you'll think your uniform is a damned anvil! Fly now, my minions!!! Write bollocks!!! Make some weird graphics!!! Provide hell to everybody not wearing some blue stripes at their uniforms and you'll be working in behalf of your Squadron, your ship and yourselves! Almost any means of activity will count. Check the complete details at THIS splendid website made by Colonel Pickled Yoda and you'll find there all useful information plus the current scores if it's updated regularly.

    I want you all working now!! Best excuses for not being accomplishing with your duties will be awarded some nasty advanced concussion surprise®! And be sure that I'll make all your efforts to be awarded as they deserve when all it's over. ^_^

V The FOUNDER (or maybe better re-founder) has returned to Cyclone!!... No, not HIM; Grand Admiral Ronin is still high on "galacrack" :-P... I mean Cyclone founder! Please provide your best Chal-style drunk welcome to Lieutenant (<--- because sith happens and happens often :-\) Katherine "Valkyrie" Cantor Flyer (yes, *THAT* nice-looking girl you can see at our Squadron Banner. Because you didn't think that was me, did you?... No please, don't answer this one :-|)!! She has returned to her old baby assigned as Cyclone 3-2 into Colonel Maverick's Flight III. There, among the "Gale Providers", she'll be helping us from now on. And you can be sure that we will definitely love her help as her skills are high I tell you. Then again, be welcome, Kate. Feel yourself at home... because you're at home damnit! And fly again with us. Regain your merits, show everybody how things used to be in old times! And drink! And provide us with some nice fictions/graphics whatever. And drink some more! :-D

V And following the arrival of Kate here we have yet another new recruit joining Cyclone after having completed his training at Platform Daedalus. Yet another loyal pilot to help us in the upcoming struggle. Sub-Lieutenant Brian Klem, Cyclone 2-3, be welcome to "The Demolition Crew" and "The Wind of Change"! Feel free to ask your Flight Leader, LCM Vertigo, anything you need and also feel free to e-mail myself whenever you want (or meet us at IRC Undernet server channels: #tiecorps, #emperor's_hammer & #wing_x). And get yourself your Lieutenant promo ASAP because we use to shoot people wearing a SL rank badge for more than a few days. ISD Challenge policy, my apologies.

    The rest of you... Quick!! Provide SL Brian reasons to be happy at the Wing Cantina. This time drinks are on you and your pockets will suffer. On the other hand as soon as he gets his first promo... hehehe... well, you already know how this works. >:-)

V And now the crappy-crappy entry... (*sigh*) Get ready your Imperial handkerchiefs to say bye to Captain Bodo Dent who leaves us on his journey to the ISD Subjugator where he's now assigned as Krayt 2-3. We wish you the best on your new Squadron, Captain. Maybe you'll be able to help the Sub to find itself at last!! xD Do your best in behalf of your new comrades, but don't do better than US or I'll have to go there too and THEN we'll definitely have a matter to discuss™

*Captain Zósite grabs Bodo from the neck*

    - Now you shall pay for your treachery...>:-|

V And finally, out of the "welcome-farewell" thingy... Know that "Friday's Vaping Rhapsody" MP competition hosted by your own CMDRing nightmare (let's call it MYSELF) will change its schedule again. From now on it will take place on Wednesdays at the same hour, hence its new name "Wednesday's Vaping Rhapsody" (Imagination powah ftw!). It will remain this way until further notice. So you think this schedule sucks badly? Maybe you're damn right. I couldn't help it. My apologies -__-U BUT!! Remember this is one of the few opportunities you'll have to get yourselves some LoCs or even DFCs for the MP section of RtF! Don't waste your opportunity! :-P

V Cyclone MSE for October has already been submitted! Santa OPS, still featuring that curious resemblance with the Flight Officer, will visit Cyclone Quarters very soon with new shiny metals for ye all. Then again I'll remind you about the proper bribes for your esteemed flags. Colonel Angel told me he's looking for some new Wookie Carpet® for his office and Rear Admiral Darklord is STILL trying to find all that hidden booze that Frodo left here when he stepped down as Flight Officer. Yeah, Admiral Bonini's secret stash is also from the stuff that dreams are made of but as he's still active and fully operational (my ACME traps for high ranking officers didn't work as expected... yet) there's no hope to find his stuff without him noticing about.

V Your hell-spawn CMDR won again the "TAC's Best" title for October along with one of those nice IS-GWs. Ohhhhhh!! O RLY?... YA RLY! And do you know what? If you would only write me to accept my offer of that monthly HS-hunting Cyclone competition you could have some good training in order to beat the crap out of me one of these days... >:-P


( No, really... why do you still waste time reading THIS? If you ever find here something interesting and/or useful about "Spoilers" either I'm underperforming or you're after my "NUTS title"... :-P )

II.) As if we haven't enough already with all the TC database stuff!! (aka. Squadron Status and On-going Competitions)


R Cyclone is going to implode if this continues!! The demand to be assigned within our mighty Squadron has reached such levels that I'm considering freeing some spots here as soon as someone really active asks me to be here and I don't have any spot left for him/her. So now you know what you're going into... I know that most of you are doing what you can and I'm more than pleased to see that I tell you. But I also know that some people here seems to be as active as the Fleet Commander in flying bussiness and that's a situation I cannot endure for too long. Face it. On the other hand recruiting is not the top priority now; the top priority now is RtF! Face it too... or else. >:-P

Q New editions of "Cyclone Pilot of the Month" and "Cyclone Student of the Month" have been submitted and already approved for November. And know this: I changed a little Cyclone SotM basis so more medals can be awarded if you score one of those nice 100%. Good luck there, pilots! And please, could anybody steal LCM Vertigo's supremacy at Cyclone PotM title? The guy has already 20 IS-BWs or so and if this continues he'll catch me at the IS-BW Medal Board ( http://www.ehtiecorps.org/medalboard.asp )! xD

Q Yet another weekly Cyclone website update, as usual. Don't forget to check the site often as one of your primary sources of useful information and bollocks of all kinds. And take a look at those new "Cyclone History" and "Cyclone NUTS Pinacotheca" sections I added with the inestimable help of Kate Flyer who provided me some pics and interesting information about the beginnings of this our own little asylum you call your Squadron. Any complaints sent directly to the ISD Subjugator Commodore, Rear Admiral Czulvang Lah, with the subject "Salute, Sir. I think I found your ship at last. Feel free to come here and retrieve the Sub whenever you want; now you're free from that escape pod!".

Q And here you are the final status of our Squadron-level competitions for October!!! Congrats to all of you who participated there, I'm proud of you. Next week I'll make public the status of this month's competitions.

Cyclone Pilot of October '07 - November '07

LCM Vertigo - 139 missions!       Cyclone Pilot of the Month!!
LT Verde - 47 missions
COL Maverick - 20 missions

Cyclone Student of October '07 - November '07

LT Verde - 8 IWATS Courses!       Cyclone Student of the Month!!
LT Akur - 5 IWATS Courses
COL Maverick - 1 IWATS Course
LCM Vertigo - 1 IWATS Course
(Although LT Akur also completed [TT] IWATS Course this month it doesn't count as he did it when he was not assigned yet. Sorry. :-P)

A little HS for a Cyclonite, a major hit against the NR punks!

I'm still waiting for any of you interested enough in having a HS-hunting competition for ourselves to contact me in order to submit a new edition of this one. It's up to you, guys! My duty is to provide you with ways of improving yourselves as TC pilots but if you prefer to improve as standing ergonomic chairs feel free to do so. But please, don't come later bitching about why on hell so many people out there always outscore you in Fleet-wide SP flying competitions! ):-F

II.a) Squadron Competitions

P Cyclone Pilot of the Month November '07 - December '07
Details HERE
This classic "flying-tons" competition on its newest edition. I won't participate so YOU KNOW what to do!!

O Cyclone Student of the Month November '07 - December '07
Details HERE
Because here we also learn... slackering at least

II.b) Wing / Ship Competitions

L Challenge Top Gun #3
Details HERE
A whole month to fly 2 FREE missions hunting highscores... the best excuses for not flying them will be awarded a rabid Ewok fencing a pitchfork!!
This month's sorties are:
<still expecting first November Wing X report>

L Wing X Pilot of the Week #2
Details HERE
And here we have again the classic Wing X PotW/PotM!! But behold! This time it's a strictly flying one and the Iron Stars come with wings and not ribbons. FLY!! Fly as hell and don't even think why are you doing so and you may get IS-SWs/IS-BWs, a broken joystick and a brand new mental disorder. 3 for the prize of 1!! :D

II.c) Emperor's Hammer / TIE Corps / TC Battlegroups Competitions

Oh! Oh my good Lord!! But if I'm going to repeat some TC site info here. Please, have mercy!! :-P

L Ace of the TIE Corps - October 2007 (November edition not submitted yet but it will be there 100% sure)
Details HERE
Simple, pretty simple: fly as hell, make your CMDR's life miserable BSFing your stuff and earn medals for it. IS-GW, IS-SW and IS-BW for the 3 best ranking players at the Single Player Kill Board. What else do you need to fill your IDline with useless titles as myself?

L Raise the Flag 2007
Details HERE
It's here!! It's happening again! The rest of the TC ships dare to question our "Flagship" title once again. This cannot be!! During this whole month we will teach them to keep themselves where they should be... UNDER US! And I hope the best from all you for this to happen... or else* ( * =
something so horrible and nasty that I fear even to tell you about for the sakes of your mothers' happiness)

L Raise the Flag 2007 - Fiction Bonus Competition
Details HERE
The first Bonus Competition for RtF! 75, 50 & 25 precioussss bonus points plus the classic IS-stuff trio for the 3 best participants. You have until Thursday 8th to submit directly to the FO the best you can get from your sick minds involving the start of the engagement. And please, leave the Esperanto for the elites and their s(n00b)bisnesh. All stuff in English! And don't worry about the grammar as it won't be an issue... just look at my reports... xD

L MP Ace of the TIE Corps - October 2007 (November edition not submitted yet but it will be there 100% sure)
Details HERE
MP division of the monthly Ace competition above. KILL everybody and feel proud for it!!
IS-GW, IS-SW and IS-BW for the 3 best ranking players at the Multiplayer Kill Board. You gotta love it!!

L Build that mission!
Details HERE
Admiral Dempsey is still looking for a capable guy to hit the 100% in TM/3. Go and teach her what you're capable of!

L TAC's Best (november 2007)
Details HERE
Great!! Lovely!! Not only the highscore-hunters around will see their FCHG increased while destroying your hopes slowly but they'll also earn IS-GWs and IS-SWs for it! Your only hope? To be ONE OF THOSE damned highscore-hunters!

L Kill 'em all! And do it QUICK!!!
Details HERE
BWHAHAHA!! So you thought all in life was to score and score and score better than everybody else? Oh, noes OMGFTW! Now you'll have to fly QUICK!! Complete XvT-TC 28 as fast as possible, send me BOTH your pilot file AND the BSF approval and taste the sickness from the mind of a truly Wicked CMDR. I'll be waiting for your submissions. >:D

L The LO's Vault
Details HERE
Up to 5 TIE battles to fly looking for highscores seems to be the last delirium attacking from the Logistics Office. Vice Admiral Prower opened the Pandora's Box/Dungeon Master's Vault/whatever and guess what was there... Exactly! Work, work and even more work. Isn't it wonderful how he distributed the comp. among all flying platforms? Oh, wait...

H Wednesday's Vaping Rhapsody (Multiplayer!!)
My own hosted MP competition! Played on #ehcoo every Wednesday from 12:30 EST to 15:30 EST. Either XvT, XWA, FW or IA matches and DFCs available for those skillful enough to get one!

G TIE Corps Capital Brawl (Multiplayer!!)
Hosted by the COO, Vice Admiral Stryker, every Wednesday on #ehcoo from 14:00 EST to 19:00 EST. Exclusive FW Multiplayer competition involving capital ships matches. DFCs up for grabs and bribes.

F TIE Corps Training (Multiplayer!!)
Exactly the same as my own competition but hosted also by Vice Admiral Stryker it happens every Saturday on #ehcoo from 13:00 EST to 16:00 EST.

III.) No activity?!! You're in the Eye of the Cyclone, by Palpatine's sake! You should be at least dying!

III.a) Transfers / Promotions/ Awards / Bribes


1-1 CPT Zósite Kónstyte Styles   

  • Awarded The Order of the Vanguard ( One full year providing hell and crazyness around!! And it doesn't seem I'll stop soon! xD )
  • Awarded IS-GW
  • Awarded IS-BW
  • Awarded 13 LoCs
  • Awarded DFC


1-2 LT Cochala    

  • Awarded IS-BW
  • Awarded LoC


1-3 LT Lvpps    

  • Awarded LoC


2-1 LCM Vertigo    

  • Awarded 2 IS-BWs


2-2 LT Verde    

  • Awarded IS-BR


2-3 SL Brian Klem    

  • Platform Daedalus (Trainee) ---> Cyclone 2-3 (Flight Member)
  • Promotion!! Cadet ---> Sub-Lieutenant


3-2 LT Katherine Cantor Flyer    

  • M/FRG Phoenix (Reservist) ---> Cyclone 3-2 (Flight Member)


3-3 CPT Bodo Dent    

  • Cyclone 3-3 (Flight Member) ---> Krayt 2-3 (Flight Member)


III.b) General Activity and other dreams alike

( Notation: Low/Crappy Activity Moderate Activity High/Very High Activity Insane Activity/BSF hate!! )


1-1 CPT Zósite Kónstyte Styles   

  • Awarded IS-GR for 1st place in "EH 2007 Hallowe'en Prank Banner Competition!".
  • Awarded my first Order of the Vanguard!!! BWHAHAHA!! One full year providing madness! ~>:D
  • Submitted new editions of my 2 monthly Squadron competitions for approval and awarded shinies for October editions.
  • Completed TIE-TC 232 in beta-testing (6 missions).
  • Awarded IS-GW for 1st place in October "TAC's best" competition.
  • Awarded 13 LoCs in XWA Week of War C.
  • Awarded DFC for EH best player in XWA Week of War C.
  • Awarded IS-BW for achieving at least 1 victory in XWA Week of War C.
  • Compiled October MSE.
  • Graded [AMP] IWATS.
  • Compiled WSR.
  • Updated Cyclone website.

1-2 LT Cochala       

  • Awarded LoC in XWA Week of War C.
  • Awarded IS-BW for achieving at least 1 victory in XWA Week of War C.
  • Only some NRSD Errant Venture communication this last week.

1-3 LT Lvpps       

  • Awarded LoC in "Missions War V" event.
  • No word from him yet... if I find time for you this week you'll definitely have word from mine, Lieutenant. :-P

2-1 LCM Vertigo      

  • Awarded IS-BW for Cyclone Pilot of the Month - October '07!
  • Sent Flight Leader report.
  • Completed XWA-DB 5-9 (23 missions).
  • Completed XWA-FCHG 2 & 3 (10 missions).
  • Completed XWA-IW 4 (5 missions).
  • Awarded IS-BW for Cyclone Pilot of the Week.
  • Outstanding e-mail activity, as usual... he still manages his FMs the best he can! :-D

2-2 LT Verde       

  • Passed [CBX] IWATS Course - 82%
  • Completed TIE-TC 2 & 6 (11 missions).
  • Completed TIE-FREE 121 (for "Challenge Top Gun" comp.).
  • Completed XWA-FREE 1 (for "Challenge Top Gun" comp.).
  • Awarded IS-BR for Cyclone Student of the Month - October '07!
  • Completed TIE-TC 7 & 8 (10 missions).
  • Completed XWA-TC 6 & 7 (9 missions).
  • Excellent e-mail communications with both his FL and myself.

2-3 SL Brian Klem       

  • Joins the Fleet assigned as Cyclone 2-3.
  • Uploaded his first uniform into the database!
  • Still waiting some communication from you here, Sub-Lieutenant.

2-4 LT Akur       

  • It seems he's still fixing his computer trouble.
  • No word from him this week. Good luck with your issues, Lieutenant. We'll be waiting for you.

3-1 COL Maverick       

  • Completed XWA-TC 25 (4 missions).
  • Completed XWA-TC 26 (5 missions).
  • Sent Flight Leader report.
  • Completed XWA-TC 28 (4 missions).
  • Nice e-mail communications and also good IRC presence on #wing_x.

2-3 LT Katherine Cantor Flyer       

  • Returns from the M/FRG Phoenix to take Cyclone 3-2 FM position.
  • Nice presence in #tiecorps and #wing_x to start by the book.
  • Completed XvT-FREE 203.
  • Provided me some excellent graphic stuff for Cyclone website and a brief Cyclone history!!
  • Completed XvT-TC 96 (11 missions).
  • Completed XvT-TC 120 (4 missions).
  • Good e-mail communications and splendid presence on #wing_x and #tiecorps!!

3-3 CPT Bodo Dent        x BIG FAT OMINOUS NUMBER

  • Transfered to ISD Subjugator, Krayt 2-3. Farewell, Captain...

3-4 LCM Godo Nurok       

  • STILL waiting for his moment... :-P
  • No word from him this week. Hoping for him to be able to help us some in RtF though.

IV.) Do it or DO IT. Don't even dare to try! (aka. Squadron Standing Orders)

  1. Fly AT LEAST a mission/battle from the Compendium!!! You're a pilot, not a wardrobe, and this is important!
  2. Take an IWATS. And if you actually learn something maybe you're doing miracles too! ;-D
  3. Fly some MP. Plenty of comps. to do it. If only you could feel The Power of the Pwnage Side©®!!
  4. Drink; as a truly Challengite this is a must to perform. If only you could feel The Power of the Daze Side of the Booze©®!!
  5. Participate in some competition if possible. Cyclone is here to obliterate any opposition hence our nickname!
  6. For Flight Leaders: I want your weekly reports on Fridays if possible. It's not mandatory but... it's better to not take risks...


Note on order 4: if you can't actually realize this IS NOT a RL way to go you should request transfer to the Sov or something... ¬_¬

V.) Someone flew over the Ewok's Nest (aka. Commander's Corner)


The time has come... "Raise the Flag", the most important competition within the TIE Corps subgroup of The Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet, has begun. The most important TC ships (those you can see at the Fleet Order of Battle® but not at TC Rosters are just not important enough... decomissioned? Rumours, rumours...) will meet in yet another legendary engagement to decide which one will be the TIE Corps Flagship, home of the Flight Office and "über-TC-1337-5|-|1p-f+\/\/", for the whole next year. This time we'll have there the ISD Challenge, current TC Flagship (and it will lose that title over our rotten and smelly corpses I tell you), the SSSD Sovereign, Pride of some Freud's mind conditions about SIZE, the ISD Subjugator, Monks Home and *STILL* lost, the MC80b Redemption, Fish-bucket of the IW, the DGN Lichtor V, because even a Prae needs some home to return (yeah, well... or something) and the INT Shire, High Admiral Frodo's ship currently used by the CS Squadron itself as their headquarters for further slackering and dangerous drinking habits.

But now we're onboard ISD Challenge, TIE Corps Flagship (BECAUSE IT'S STILL the TC Flagship, did I mention it?), where Rear Admiral Darklord, its Commodore, is personally managing all operations helped by Colonel Angel, Wing X Commander. Right now they're running an official inspection on all Wing X Squadrons, one by one, to better track their activity in behalf of the ship.

<RA Darklord> Nice... Splendid, Angel! I see everybody is doing something here, even if it's only torturing Rebels at the detention blocks. You did a good work here, Colonel.

<COL Angel> Thank you, Sir. I did what I could and there you have results, as you requested. Wing X is on fire, Sir! And I'll make sure for this to last until the end of the engagement!

<RA Darklord> Hehe... excellent! I like the smell of victory in the Chal's morning-cycle. ^_^

Since the two Challenge flags are inspecting all Wing X Squadrons they finally approach Cyclone Squadron Quarters. And it's strange: it seems Colonel Angel's face starts changing its colour to deadly pale. But no! He's not one of those Force-l0v3rs dim-monks of "The Dark Robeshood". Something strange is happening with him.

<COL Angel> Err... emmm... I... I h-have to go now, S-Sir. I think I left something in the... in the oven you see. Maybe just one of our Rebel prisioners but anyway. You know... yes, err... See you later, Sir! :___|

<RA Darklord> Oh, ok. Don't worry and begone. I'll continue with the last inspection at Cyclone Quarters. ¬_¬

<COL Angel> Yessir. T-Thank you, Sir!

Colonel Angel flees running faster than it's reccomendable for all a flag officer (about 0.0001 MGLT), but RA Darklord enters Cyclone Quarters and there he sees... He sees all the "Demolition Crew" gathered there except their CMDR, laying across the floor, tables, chairs, Imperial pancakes griddle... all them in the middle of an ancient ceremony to worship the Slackering G0ds® involving cheap booze and unhealthy drunk wandering.

<RA Darklord> What the hell are you supposed to be doing you b<CoC CENSORED>?!! ~>:-(

<LCM Vertigo> Weeellh Sihhrr... y-youhh sseee... w're wwe're p-perforrminghjjjuajuajuajuajuajua...

<COL Maverick> Indeeedh, Adhmiral. Comee hereh w-with usssh and have shome forr youjrselff.

<RA Darklord> Hmmppff... Zós!! Where is Zós, that hiding annoying rascal?! Where's your CMDR?

<LT Verde> Hehehe... NUTS Captainhh is righht thereh, h-helping the Chal tooh achieeve the ghlory inh R-Rhaise theh Flagg...

<RA Darklord> He alone? From all Cyclone is he the only one performing for his ship?! Shame upon you all you scurvy dogs! You should take example from your CMDR! Where do you say he is? I'll know how to award his efforts while punishing all you to drink water until the Fleet Commander gets a Distinguished Flying Cross I tell you!! >:-|²

<LT Kate> MWHAHA... there, Sir! Lookh through theh viewwwporth. Raishe the F-Flagg is runningg now and hee's thereh, near that pinkh flying rancorrh over theree. He's raissing THE FLAGH!! JijijijiJUAJUAJUAJUA

The ISD Challenge Commodore looks through the transparisteel viewport. First he only sees "Zósite's Flying Office" orbiting the Chal, as usual (will ever anybody vape it at last?)... but then he raises his eyes to the shield generator domes and there...

<RA Darklord> Oh noes.... why... why... :______D

VI. Who's who on demolishing bussiness (aka. FCHG and Combat Ratings)


Gladiator [GLDR] (4500 points) & Top Ace 1st (400 points)

[4696] & [453] CPT Zósite Kónstyte Styles

No rank (0 points) & Trainee (1 point)

[4] & [3] LT Cochala

No rank (0 points) & Trainee (1 point)

[2] & [2] LT Lvpps

Decurion [DCRN] (750 points) & No rank (0 points)

[846] & [0] LCM Vertigo

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points) & No rank (0 points)

[105] & [0] LT Verde

No rank (0 points) & No rank (0 points)

[0] & [0] SL Brian Klem

No rank (0 points) & No rank (0 points)

[0] & [0] LT Akur

Paladin [PLDN] (300 points) & Certified (5 points)

[395] & [6] COL Maverick

Grenadier [GREN] (10 points) & No rank (0 points)

[16] & [0] LT Katherine Cantor Flyer

Cavalier [CAVL] (150 points) & No rank (0 points)

[196] & [0] LCM Godo Nurok

VII.) It's like playing Twister but... (aka. Squadron Roster & Citations)

W-What?! You want me to paste here the Squadron Roster? Why?! You have it in the TC site... But! But!...
Ok... Ok... you want it you get it!

COMMANDER: CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles
NICKNAME: The Demolition Crew
BANNER: cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: "Destruction Imminent"
HOMEPAGE: http://cyclone.isdchallenge.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=101

Nickname: Eye of the Storm
Motto: "Fear us not. Fear the destruction that comes with us"
1) CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles
2) LT Cochala
3) LT Lvpps
4) TBA

What? NO?!! (*sigh*) Ok... Ok... I got it...

COMMANDER: CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles
NICKNAME: The Demolition Crew
BANNER: cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: "Destruction Imminent"
HOMEPAGE: http://cyclone.isdchallenge.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=101

Nickname: Eye of the Storm
Motto: "Fear us not. Fear the destruction that comes with us"
1) CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles
2) LT Cochala
3) LT Lvpps
4) TBA

Nickname: Wind of Change
Motto: "Changing enemies into space dust"
1) LCM Vertigo
2) LT Verde
3) SL Brian Klem
4) LT Akur

Nickname: Gale Providers
Motto: "May you have the hell wind at your face and my lasers at your six"
1) COL Maverick
2) LT Katherine Cantor Flyer
3) TBA
4) LCM Godo Nurok

Squadron Citations (0):

~~>:F ³ ?!!!!

Respectfully NUTS in service:

--- Zósite Kónstyte Styles, Lord of Moonlightshadow ---

CMDR-COOA-TCS-PROF/CPT Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SSx3/BSx8/PCx2/ISM/MoI-BC/IS-48BW-27BR-18SW-10SR-19GW-4GR/LoC-RS-TS-IS-CSx8-Rx3/DFC-SW-Rx2/MoC-10BoC-2SoC-1GoC-1PoC-1DoC/CoB/OV [GLDR]

Ace of Dec06-Jan07-Feb07-Mar07-Apr07-Jun07 / Multiplayer Ace of Feb07-Mar07-Apr07-Jun07-Jul07 / TAC's best of Sep07-Oct07 / Wing X Pilot of Dec06-Jan07-Feb07-Apr07 / Challenge Top Gun of Jul07 TIE/XWA-Aug07 TIE/XWA-Sep07 TIE/XWA / Cyclone Pilot of Mar07-Apr07-Jun07

"There's good. And there's evil. And it's the Orde what make us capable of differentiate between them. So, don't bother me judging my actions; if they're good or evil. I'm above both. I serve that ORDER."