D Cyclone NUTS Chronicles #22 C

December 16, MMVII


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< Salute, pilots from Wing X, Wing Commander Angel, Commodore Darklord and last but not least Flight Officer Daniel Bonini >


Welcome to this, my twenty-second Weekly Report for my beloved Squadron, the mighty Cyclone, "The Demolition Crew". Yet another sloooow week here. But that doesn't mean we aren't doing anything, oh no!! Problem is that comparing an usual week with RtF chaos is like comparing our mighty ship with the Sov: while the first one is from the matter that dreams are made of the second one is just laaaaarge and booooring... xD Just kidding, just kidding, please don't toss me into court-martial.

Well, the true facts are that our "Wind of Change" pilots are but very active nowadays and their Flight Leader assigned them a very special challenge for this month (read below) while LT Kate from the "Gale Providers" is doing her best in behalf of the Tactical Office not only testing some stuff as a TCS but also making some missions herself! Can't wait to fly her new stuff! :-D On the bad side of the CMDR's crystal ball we had a pilot AWOLed this week and Colonel Maverick, Flight III Leader, just requested a LoA until next month due to Xmas time constraints. Obviously not so bad as the AWOL thing since everybody here is free to request a LoA whenever he/she wants but... we love Mav, don't we?!! :D ... Ok, don't answer that one...

So here I go with further nonsenses for you to suffer...

I.) But I thought I'd find some Kansas flying farm here!! (aka. Squadron News)


V I can't believe it!! At last I have been able to read some new INPRs (Imperial Navy Pilot Records) coming from two of our pilots!! LCM Vertigo, Flight II Leader, and LCM Verde, Cyclone 2-2, already submitted their own NUTS backgrounds for their characters. True story. And they're worth a reading I tell you. Excellent work you two!! All people here not having yet their INPRs done, take example! Don't forget you can use that feature of your Administration Menu after login into the TC database to start giving your crazy pilots unprolly biographies with them being whatever you want them to be and nobody will stop you. And not only that but it will count as activity from you! Or at least I'll do my best for it to be that way. :-P

     How to do it you say? Well, look HERE and you'll find my own INPR. Read it carefully... and then write just the opposite on yours. Because you don't want to end your days here under my same condition, do you? ^_^u One thing's for sure: all new INPRs will appear on next "The Dark Sentinel" issue (our own EH newsletter) and since we haven't seen one of those since... 2005 or so, it will be splendid!! If we live long enough to see it, of course... xD

V Simple recipe! Pay attention. Cyclone pilot + No communication with his FL + No communication with his CMDR + Not giving a damn for activity + Not answering our "WTF?!" e-mails = AWOL pilot. Easy, right? Well, that's exactly what happened with Lieutenant Cochala, Cyclone 1-2, last week. I would tell you to not do something alike by any means but even thinking of you being capable of such crap seems to me a lack of respect towards your current nice activity so... Cyclone 1-2, 3-3 and 3-4!! Do that and I kill you, do ya hear me?! I AWOL you first and kill you later! KILL YOU!!! >:P

V Excellent news!! Lt. Commander Verde, Cyclone 2-2, has now Balance of Power game platform with him! No XvT? No, no XvT yet... HOW THE?! Don't ask, I'm only his CMDR not his Window$ Control Panel! And I'm pretty sure he'll use it to accomplish with the challenging task that Lt. Commander Vertigo, Leader of "The Wind of Change", gave to his guys this last week; he wants our glorious Flight II to steal the first 3 or 4 positions at December SP Kill Board, beating, crushing, humiliating, MAKING SUFFER anybody trying to prevent them doing so!! Can the rest of us do anything to prevent such levels of crazyness and lust for dominance. We can't. We won't. We wouldn't want if we could. THIS is motivation and we love motivation!! :-D

V New battles coming hot from the Tactical Office (read below at my "NUTS history" to know about the mandatory hell for them to see the light)!! Admiral Dempsey commits treason on a weekly basis performing splendid in her Command Staff job and provides us this time with...

    TIE-TC 235 : Special Ops
    XvT-HF 1 : Torch Squadron <--- ( The first battle of the XvT Compendium featuring the Hammer Fist! :D )

     So there you have something useful to do with your lives! Fly them!!! If you don't do it quick when you'll go for them you'll find there are more... and MORE... AND MORE!!! And one day you'll find that you have about 3,800 missions there pending to fly. It happened to me once although I already fixed it! (And now I'm still trying to get my sanity back) >:)

V High Admiral Frodo March, our esteemed Research Officer, is running a competition which will last until 01/15/2008. It involves making a recruitment video for The Emperor's Hammer and uploading it to "Youtube" for "normal people (*blarg*)" to take a look and feel within theirselves the call of duty thus joining the best SW club ever! So I want you to put all your video-making knowledge there for the better glory of our mighty Fleet. Not only because of the "recruitment" thing which will be exactly what this club is needing nowadays (your uppers will love you) but also for your own interests. Did I mention the crazy Admiral is going to award up to Iron Stars - Platinum Ribbon there? And not only one but even two under some specific conditions! You have all details HERE and also below on the "Competitions" section. And if some "Youtube" user starts complaining about your videos on his feedback you have my special permission to show him your über IS-PR/GR/SR/BR and tell him to go hell!!

     And if you lack any video-making knowledge either start learning NOW or join my club and start crying for not being capable of helping your Fleet this way. Someone out there will get such honour and you won't be that one. Crying like a sissy is mandatory... :___(

V Maybe you've already heard your NUTS-CMDR was recently awarded The Gold Star of The Empire. Database error I tell you... (*ahem*) Or at least I prefer to think it was just that. Otherwise we should be ready to accept that someone like *HIM* can be awarded such thing. And if we are ever going to have another "Fall of The New Order" it will surely start with something like that... (:-|


( Spoiler!! Spoiler!! They say that if you start sending GA Astatine, Fleet Commander and ALSO Fleet Systems Engineer, several bags of Imperial Peanuts® sooner or later the TC database will start failing on your side and you can have even Gold Stars for free! Worth a try? xD )

II.) As if we haven't enough already with all the TC database stuff!! (aka. Squadron Status and On-going Competitions)


R The recruitment activity in behalf of "The Demolition Crew" starts providing fruits, people. I don't know if you're having any success there (if you are you didn't tell me about and I couldn't track it as activity from you. Your fault >:P) but what I can tell you is that I have one promising Cadet under the belt. And not only that!! Soon we'll have here for sure a true old Cyclone asset who was assigned here back in the glorious days of Cyclone when we were famous for being kick-assing everybody else 24/7/365. Stay tunned!! :-D

Q Still waiting for Captain Bjorn Wolfblade, Lieutenant Brian Klem and Lieutenant Lvpps to sign theirselves into the new Cyclone mailing list. I'm starting to think you must be blind or something. Come on, guys! Is it sooo difficult? And I'm especially concerned about you, Bjorn; what's up there, Captain? I haven't heard from you since the first day of December!! Please report in ASAP! Don't forget. :_P

Q Yet another weekly Cyclone website update, as usual. Don't forget to check the site often as one of your primary sources of useful information and bollocks of all kinds. All complaints are to be sent directly to the fool upper who awarded me *THAT* thing including the URL to our website with the subject: "Look! LOOOK!!! And now, Sir, please tell me why. WHYYYYY?!!!"

Q And here you are the current status of our Squadron-level competitions for December!! Still a looong way to go here, people! If you think you're going to win anything anywhere out of Cyclone itself with just this you must be dreaming, my friends. You're capable of doing MUCH better and I know it! Show it to me! We're known for being the best of the best nowadays, aren't we? Demonstrate it to everybody else! >:P

Cyclone Pilot of December '07 - January '08

LCM Vertigo - 98 missions
LCM Verde - 19 missions
LT Brian Klem - 16 missions

Cyclone Student of December '07 - January '08

LCM Vertigo - 3 IWATS Courses

A little HS for a Cyclonite, a major hit against the NR punks! (December '07)

Aha! At last here you are MY scores for those 4 FREE missions. If you manage to beat any of these you'll have additional shinies. It's a promise! Mainly because if I don't award those the Training Officer kills me... :P

TIE-FREE 117 : 90918
XvT-FREE 210 : 135990
BoP-FREE 29 : 66425
XWA-FREE 79 : 6951

But remember you can also have additional IS-BWs if you beat the former HS owners, and here you are all the suspects:

TIE-FREE 117 : COL Astarosta - 66228
XvT-FREE 210 : CPT Hermann - 45054
BoP-FREE 29 : GN Smitrock - 24240
XWA-FREE 79 : COL Deimos - 5616

Then again, even when I start recieving your submissions I won't show you here the scores from your entries. Why? Well, because I don't want you to go mad trying to beat your mates flying the same stuff again and again and again and wasting time on it when we you could be doing something useful like... like... oh... (*tumbleweed passing by*) Don't waste your time, damnit! Just fly the best you can and I'll release all results at the end of the month. ^_^u

II.a) Squadron Competitions

P Cyclone Pilot of the Month December '07 - January '08
Details HERE
This classic "flying-tons" competition on its newest edition. I won't participate so YOU KNOW what to do!!

O Cyclone Student of the Month December '07 - January '08
Details HERE
Because here we also learn... slackering at least

N A little HS for a Cyclonite, a major hit against the NR punks! (December '07)
Details HERE
Then again, do you see all those proud highscore owners? I want them all defeated within the month! Do you see that cretin you have as CMDR feeling so good with all those wreckages at his chest? Finish him!!! Plenty of Bronze Wings upon you!

II.b) Wing / Ship Competitions

L Monthly Art and literature award #2
Details HERE
Colonel Angel decided to reinstall this one due to all those excellent fictions and graphics from RtF 2007!! And I decided to copy-paste my old NUTS-explanation on the subject, isn't it lovely? Here you are: Wing Commander Angel wants us to write, draw... maybe even to learn Origami! Write something for him before he decides to blackmail us to learn about the Ceremony of Tea!!

II.c) Emperor's Hammer / TIE Corps / TC Battlegroups Competitions

Oh! Oh my good Lord!! But if I'm going to repeat some TC site info here. Please, have mercy!! :-P

L Ace of the TIE Corps - December 2007
Details HERE
Simple, pretty simple: fly as hell, make your CMDR's life miserable BSFing your stuff and earn medals for it. IS-GW, IS-SW and IS-BW for the 3 best ranking players at the Single Player Kill Board. What else do you need to fill your IDline with useless titles as myself?

L RO Youtube Video Competition!
Details HERE
The Hobbit wants us to make videos and upload them to "Youtube" so people there looking for a reason to live can come here and realize there are other things much more important on the net than... porn... like joining the only remnant of The Galactic Empire deserving of such name!! The best you can do for your beloved Fleet I tell you! You need more reasons? 2 IS-PRs!!!!, Several IS-GRs, IS-SR, IS-BR... and later they'll say he didn't know how to use *THAT* Ring...

L MP Ace of the TIE Corps - December 2007
Details HERE
MP division of the monthly Ace competition above. KILL everybody and feel proud for it!!
IS-GW, IS-SW and IS-BW for the 3 best ranking players at the Multiplayer Kill Board. You gotta love it!!

L Build that mission!
Details HERE
Admiral Dempsey is still looking for a capable guy to hit the 100% in TM/3. Go and teach her what you're capable of!

L TAC's Best (december 2007)
Details HERE
Great!! Lovely!! Not only the highscore-hunters around will see their FCHG increased while destroying your hopes slowly but they'll also earn IS-GWs and IS-SWs for it! Your only hope? To be ONE OF THOSE damned highscore-hunters!

H Sunday's Vaping Rhapsody (Multiplayer!!)
My own hosted MP competition! Played on #ehcoo every Sunday from 12:30 EST to 15:30 EST. Either XvT, XWA, FW or IA matches and DFCs available for those skillful enough to get one!

G TIE Corps Capital Brawl (Multiplayer!!)
Hosted by the COO, Vice Admiral Stryker, every Wednesday on #ehcoo from 14:00 EST to 19:00 EST. Exclusive FW Multiplayer competition involving capital ships matches. DFCs up for grabs and bribes.

F TIE Corps Training (Multiplayer!!)
Exactly the same as my own competition but hosted also by Vice Admiral Stryker it happens every Saturday on #ehcoo from 13:00 EST to 16:00 EST.

III.) No activity?!! You're in the Eye of the Cyclone, by Palpatine's sake! You should be at least dying!

III.a) Transfers / Promotions/ Awards / Bribes


1-1 MAJ Zósite Kónstyte Styles   

  • Awarded 3 LoCs
  • Awarded DFC
  • Awarded The Gold Star of The Empire!!! ( Database error I tell you... :-P )


1-2 LT Cochala    

  • Cyclone 1-2 (Flight Member) ---> AWOL Oblivion (Lost Soul)


2-1 LCM Vertigo    

  • Awarded IS-BW


III.b) General Activity and other dreams alike

( Notation: Low/Crappy Activity Moderate Activity High/Very High Activity Insane Activity/BSF hate!! )


1-1 MAJ Zósite Kónstyte Styles   

  • Updated [MP/2] IWATS Course... yes, AGAIN. Thank you for your help, AD Dempsey! ;)
  • Completed TIE-TC 77 (AGAIN) (6 missions).
  • Awarded 3 LoCs from 12/09 "Sunday's Vaping Rhapsody" event.
  • Completed TIE-TC 235 (7 missions) (Highscores in ALL missions and battle highscore!).
  • Completed TIE-FREE 117 (New highscore!).
  • Completed XvT-FREE 210 (New highscore!).
  • Completed BoP-FREE 29 (New highscore!).
  • Completed XWA-FREE 79 (New highscore!).
  • Completed XvT-HF 1 in beta-testing (4 missions).
  • Awarded The Gold Star of The Empire!! for... for... being so damned crazy? xD Or maybe just from November '07 MWE.
  • Graded [MP/2] IWATS.
  • Awarded DFC as top scoring pilot on "Sunday's Vaping Rhapsody" (12/09/2007).
  • Compiled WSR.
  • Updated Cyclone website.

1-2 LT Cochala        x OH NOES OMGZ!!

  • I told you several times and you wouldn't hear, Lieutenant. You're AWOL.

1-3 LT Lvpps       

  • A little more e-mail activity assuring me he'll join the Cyclone mailing-list and start performing again in 2 weeks.

1-4 CPT Bjorn Wolfblade       

  • No contact since December 1st!!! Captain! Report in ASAP by Palpatine's sakes! :___D

2-1 LCM Vertigo      

  • Completed XvT-IW 10 (6 missions) (Highscore in mission 5!).
  • Passed [XTM/1] IWATS Course - 91%
  • Sent me a nice pic for his TC character for me to upload it into Cyclone site.
  • Uploaded a new uniform to the database.
  • Filled his INPR!! At last! :__D
  • Sent Flight Leader report.
  • Completed XWA-FREE 79.
  • Completed XvT-TC 47-57,59-60 (72 missions).
  • Awarded IS-BW for Cyclone Pilot of the Week.
  • Excellent e-mail activity and also some IRC chat in #wing_x. But the best thing came from his e-mail activity trying to motivate his pilots into that "challenge" I mentioned above!

2-2 LCM Verde       

  • Installs BoP and starts flying it. Still having some trouble with XvT though.
  • Completed TIE-TC 83 & 123 (9 missions).
  • Completed TIE-TC 163 & 207 (10 missions).
  • Filled his INPR!! At last! :__D
  • Excellent e-mail communications as usual. And now he has a new game platform!!

2-3 LT Brian Klem       

  • Completed TIE-TC 11 & 12 (11 missions).
  • Just some e-mail activity, as usual. But that's enough for me if he keeps being active. ^_^

2-4 LT Akur       

  • No contact with him last week but I bet my IS-PW that he's still trying to get himself a new computer.

3-1 COL Maverick       

  • Requests a LoA until 01/01/2008 due to RL time constraints on Xmas.
  • Just some e-mail activity to inform me about his time constraints and request his deserved LoA.

3-2 LT Katherine Cantor Flyer        <--- (it would have been one grade better with some report there, LT)

  • Trying to fix some trouble with LT Klem involving spam-filter hell for the sakes of our new Cyclone mailing list.
  • Still working on one of her new battles... can't wait to fly her new stuff ^_^
  • Submitted an excellent graphic for Chal's "Monthly Art and literature award" competition.
  • Submitted some breath-taking banner for the COO Office.
  • Reports to be still working on a huge battle campaign...
  • Some e-mail activity and IRC chat. The bad thing is that *WE KNOW* she's working hard in the background but she always forget to do her reports... ahhh, Kate, Kate... :-P

IV.) Do it or DO IT. Don't even dare to try! (aka. Squadron Standing Orders)

  1. Fly AT LEAST a mission/battle from the Compendium!!! You're a pilot, not a wardrobe, and this is important!
  2. Take an IWATS. And if you actually learn something maybe you're doing miracles too! ;-D
  3. Fly some MP. Plenty of comps. to do it. If only you could feel The Power of the Pwnage Side©®!!
  4. Drink; as a truly Challengite this is a must to perform. If only you could feel The Power of the Daze Side of the Booze©®!!
  5. Participate in some competition if possible. Cyclone is here to obliterate any opposition hence our nickname!
  6. For Flight Leaders: I want your weekly reports on Fridays if possible. It's not mandatory but... it's better to not take risks...


Note on order 4: if you can't actually realize this IS NOT a RL way to go you should request transfer to the Sov or something... ¬_¬

V.) Someone flew over the Ewok's Nest (aka. Commander's Corner)


Sometimes we, the loyal and skillful TIE Corps pilots, realize there're other things to do out there for the sakes of the Fleet apart from our classic activity towards our Squadron/Wing/Ship. And then we just forget about to avoid further mind damage... Oh well, give me another try... Sometimes we actually go for it and get an additional job to further punish ourselves while we see our IDline growing. One of such tasks is the TCS (Tactical Surveyor) job for the Tactical Office, as a member of the VSD Sinister crew. As a TCS your task is mainly to wait there for the cruel happy TACcy to assign you new battles and missions to test hunting for bugs, impossible objectives, swearing, ominous plots to control minds of those playing them, ominous plots to make people playing them to be lobotomized and other nasties alike. When our work is done we're supposed to submit a detailed report in order for the battle/mission to be fixed before releasing it to those poor souls (aka. rest of the Fleet) for they to play them.

Ok, maybe you already knew all this. But please let me make your lives miserable yet a little more with some nice picture of how it would be to combine TCS and CMDR jobs at the same time. ^_^u

So here we are at Victory-class Star Destroyer Sinister, home of the Tactical Office and Admiral Dempsey's Flying Asylum®. Major Zósite, The Wicked CMDR of Cyclone but also one of those crappy TCSers, was assigned to test a new battle some days ago so he left his Squadron in those capable hands of Colonel Maverick and Lt. Commander Vertigo, his Flight Leaders, (he still wonders if there will be still a ship when he returns) and arrived the Sinister where he was quickly enclosed in a flight-simulator capsule with the only company of a rotten piece of bread and a glass of wa... well, it was going to be water but when he menaced the TAC crew with starting making missions himself they provided him a decent amount of booze so at least we know he won't die too soon. Now he seems to be very busy with his testing...

<MAJ Zós> Hell!! Those wingmen were supposed to help me! Not to hyper out when the first Rebel was vaped! Aaaargh!! And I have to test this crap on Hard... Oh, well... at least there are no additional enemy caps except those 2 Corvettes there because I'm flying a T/I and... Wait!! What's that?!! A Calamari Cruiser launching from... A CONTAINER?!!! o__Ou

But then his commlink requires his attention too. Incoming call from Colonel Angel, Wing X Commander.

<COL Angel> Zós!! Do you have a minute?

<MAJ Zós> Well, Sir, actually I'm...

<COL Angel> Great! Where's supposed to be your last WSR?

<MAJ Zós> I already told you I'll submit it as soon as I return to the Chal. I must finish this TCS assignment for...

<COL Angel> For tomorrow, Zós. I want it on my desk for tomorrow or you better get yourself some cloak device for your MIS to cheat Chal's laser batteries on your returning. >:-|

<MAJ Zós> Acknowledged, Sir... for tomorrow... (*sigh*)

But let's return with the simulation test... is that a "Mission Lost" screen or the computer is just happy to see us?

<MAJ Zós> Aaaaargh!!! Noooo! Dead! And now I must start it all again with no cheats... :___D Ok, let's see... Stupid wingmen... incoming fighters featuring adv. missiles... 2 Corvettes... CRS from a container... what else? Mmmm... funny, some smurfhead gave those caps starship orders and now they're chasing me... WHAT THE?! Damn!! One of them just rammed a critical container turning like a crazy top and mission can't be completed! %$·¬~³‡Üº±

And then the commlink again. Incoming call from LCM Vertigo, Cyclone Flight II Leader.

<MAJ Zós> Roooargh! And the "pause mission" feature won't work. The Admiral destroyed such control when she realized we used it to have a sleep into the cockpit every now and then. :__|

<LCM Vertigo> Hey, Sir!! I'm calling you because I'm missing some pilot files here (about 120 of them) and I was wondering if you have seen them around so I can...

<MAJ Zós> NO!!! And... let me think about... NO!!!! The only pilot file which matters for me now is due for tomorrow. It won't be done. And it will be your fault. And when I get trouble from one of my pilots' fault I start awarding volatile things all around, you know... ~>:-|

<LCM Vertigo> Errrr... they must be around. I'll keep searching. Thank you, Sir. :P

Back to the simulation...

<MAJ Zós> Dead... DEAD!!! Vaped once again, curse the trojans... So here we go, AGAIN; wingmen, cowards... psychopaths with adv. surprises looking for my skin... wishbones providing hell... flying monsters launching from food supplies... and then coming for me, why not? But this time you won't ram that container if I can avoid it I tell you!!! MWHAHAHA!!! ... And now I'm supposed to wait for that friendly VSD to appear. Ok, let's see...

10 minutes later...

<MAJ Zós> ... (:-F ...

20 minutes later...

<MAJ Zós> ... :|-O---- ...

30 minutes later...

<MAJ Zós> ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.............

Incoming call. Lieutenant Akur, Cyclone 2-4.

<MAJ Zós> What? When?! WHY?!! O__0

<LT Akur> Hey, Major!!! I did it!!! I fixed my commlink and now I can at least communicate! I'll be flying again in no time you'll see. Isn't it wonderful? :D

<MAJ Zós> I'm in ecstasy...

<LT Akur> Ummm... I better send my status report to Lt. Commander Vertigo instead. ^_^U

<MAJ Zós> Wise approach... ~>|:-6

And Zósite grabs the flight controls again, only to see the mission was lost 10 mins. ago. The VSD arrived indeed, and it launched its fighters to annihilate the remaining rebels. But the mindless mission creator set those fighters' speed to 0 and they crashed into the VSD hangar making it to meet its doom. Do you know about "Conditions to prevent" thingy? There you go...

<MAJ Zós> Where was that "HDFORMAT" command again... :___L

Aaaaaand, guess what!! Exactly! Incoming call. Colonel Maverick, Cyclone Flight III Leader, this time.

<MAJ Zós> W-What is it, Colonel... >:___D

<COL Mav> Z-Zoooosh... I-I'm at theehehehe C-Canthinaah and...

<MAJ Zós> And? What is the big surprise?

<COL Mav> I-I neeeed yourh heeeelp here. Somethiingh t-terrible hasshh happenedd!! (*hic*)

<MAJ Zós> Terrible you say? What is it? Is the Challenge being attacked? Are our flags well? Do you need me there? :_O

<COL Mav> Errrr... dunno... but anywaysss... phroblem is I... I c-can't fffindh the exit... @:|-D Wooould youh beeh so kiind...?

But Zósite is not hearing anymore. He just gets his reglamentary blaster and shots the commlink. Then shots the flight controls, the screen and finally the door. And emerges from the simulator cockpit... After some minutes of wandering the Sinister's corridors he sees High Admiral Frodo March, Research Officer of The Emperor's Hammer but also Tactical Officer Assistant, coming towards him.

<HA Frothy> Hey, Zós! How is it going? You already finished testing that battle?

<MAJ Zós> N-No, Sir... and I doubt I will take it again before Tatooine gets frozen. -__-U

<HA Frothy> What!! You underperforming on your TCS job, Zós? You truly disappoint me!! You're only a Squadron Commander, COO Assistant and IWATS Professor in addition to that. Look at me! I'm the damned RO and also TACA! And I do my job by the book. Do you think a CMDR should have more time constraints than me?! But if you only have to manage a bunch of crazy pilots. Myself though...

<MAJ Zós> ... ~>º-F ...

One day later, at the ISD Challenge hangar bay, Cyclone Squadron is ready to launch in a new escort mission for the Flight Officer (did I mention that Cyclone is nowadays the "TCCOM's Own" in this report? There you go! xD). But when they're almost ready to depart Major Zósite inside his Missile Boat cockpit gets communication from the TCCOM himself.

<MAJ Zós> Yes, Sir? Any problems there?

<AD Dan> Ummm... something strange is happening with my craft...

<MAJ Zós> Oh my!! Don't tell me somebody sabotaged the "Astra Fighter" yet again!

<AD Dan> Not sure... the ion engines are working weird. They don't stop doing a horrible noise today and I can't turn them to full throttle. Besides... ?!!! Wait!! What's... THAT?! o___O

<MAJ Zós> What, Sir? ^_^U

<AD Dan> I'm starting to hear voices here inside my cockpit I tell you and... and... t-the engines have just expelled an High Admiral rank badge!! :___D

<MAJ Zós> Maybe just some little technical issue. Shall we launch now, Sir? ^_^

VI. Who's who on demolishing bussiness (aka. FCHG and Combat Ratings)


Gladiator [GLDR] (4500 points) & Jedi 4th (500 points)

[5148] & [503] MAJ Zósite Kónstyte Styles

No rank (0 points) & Trainee (1 point)

[2] & [2] LT Lvpps

Grenadier (10 points) & Marksman 4th (10 points)

[24] & [11] CPT Bjorn Wolfblade

Tesserarius [TSRS] (1000 points) & No rank (0 points)

[1222] & [0] LCM Vertigo

Gallant [GALL] (200 points) & No rank (0 points)

[235] & [0] LCM Verde

Hussar [HUSS] (50 points) & No rank (0 points)

[65] & [0] LT Brian Klem

No rank (0 points) & No rank (0 points)

[0] & [0] LT Akur

Legionnaire [LGNR] (400 points) & Certified (5 points)

[425] & [6] COL Maverick

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points) & Trainee (1 point)

[135] & [2] LT Katherine Cantor Flyer

VII.) It's like playing Twister but... (aka. Squadron Roster & Citations)

W-What?! You want me to paste here the Squadron Roster? Why?! You have it in the TC site... But! But!...
Ok... Ok... you want it you get it!

COMMANDER: MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles
NICKNAME: The Demolition Crew
BANNER: cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: "Destruction Imminent"
HOMEPAGE: http://cyclone.isdchallenge.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=101

Nickname: Eye of the Storm
Motto: "Fear us not. Fear the destruction that comes with us"
1) MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles
2) TBA
3) LT Lvpps
4) CPT Bjorn Wolfblade

What? NO?!! (*sigh*) Ok... Ok... I got it...

COMMANDER: MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles
NICKNAME: The Demolition Crew
BANNER: cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: "Destruction Imminent"
HOMEPAGE: http://cyclone.isdchallenge.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=101

Nickname: Eye of the Storm
Motto: "Fear us not. Fear the destruction that comes with us"
1) MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles
2) TBA
3) LT Lvpps
4) CPT Bjorn Wolfblade

Nickname: Wind of Change
Motto: "Changing enemies into space dust"
1) LCM Vertigo
2) LCM Verde
3) LT Brian Klem
4) LT Akur

Nickname: Gale Providers
Motto: "May you have the hell wind at your face and my lasers at your six"
1) COL Maverick
2) LT Katherine Cantor Flyer
3) TBA
4) TBA

Squadron Citations (4):

   TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
   TIE-TC Battle 2 - Strike at Calamari
   TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
   XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact

Respectfully NUTS in service:

--- Zósite Kónstyte Styles, Lord of Moonlightshadow ---

CMDR-COOA-TCS-PROF/MAJ Zosite Konstyte Styles/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge
GS/SSx3/BSx9/PCx2/ISM/MoI-BC/IS-68BW-27BR-35SW-10SR-26GW-5GR-1PW/LoC-RSx2-CSx6-Rx3/DFC-SW-Rx4/MoC-11BoC-2SoC-1GoC-1PoC-1DoC/CoB/OV [GLDR]

Top Gun of RtF 2007 / Ace of Dec06-Jan07-Feb07-Mar07-Apr07-Jun07 / Multiplayer Ace of Feb07-Mar07-Apr07-Jun07-Jul07-Sep07-Nov07 / TAC's best of Sep07-Oct07-Nov07 / Wing X Pilot of Dec06-Jan07-Feb07-Apr07-Oct07-Nov07 / Challenge Top Gun of Jul07 TIE/XWA-Aug07 TIE/XWA-Sep07 TIE/XWA-Oct07 TIE/XWA-Nov07 TIE/XWA / Cyclone Pilot of Mar07-Apr07-Jun07

"There's good. And there's evil. And it's the Orde what make us capable of differentiate between them. So, don't bother me judging my actions; if they're good or evil. I'm above both. I serve that ORDER."